I hope this adds a little laughter or at least a smile to your day…Enjoy!
One day a 54 year old lady had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operation, she had a near death experience.
On that Time, Seeing God she asked, “Is my Life Completed?”
God replied, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”
Upon Heart Recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-Lift, Liposuction and Tummy Tuck. She even changed her hair color and style also.. Now she looks like 30 year old woman.
Finally she was released from the hospital.
One day, while crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
In Heaven, arriving in front of God, she asked, “You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
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God replied: “I Couldn’t Recognize You!”
Tewahedo Orthodox Girl 