I hope this adds a little laughter or at least a smile to your day…Enjoy!
A new Christian was very interestedly reading the Bible while waiting for transportation and every now and then would exclaim, “Praise the Lord” and on and on as he read on.
A skeptic heard him and came and asked what he was reading. He answered” I am reading how God parted the red sea and let the Israelites go through–that is a miracle!”
The skeptic explained “Do not believe everything the Bible tells you. The truth of the matter is that – that body of water was only really 6 inches deep– so it was not a miracle.” He nodded in disappointment but kept on reading as the skeptic was walking away feeling proud that he had set the new Christian straight.
All of a sudden the skeptic heard the new Christian let out a big “Praise the Lord”. At this the skeptic came back to him and asked, “What is it this time?” He said excitedly in one breath, “This one is a real miracle, God drowned the whole Egyptian army in 6 inches of water!!!”