First Grade Classroom

I hope this adds a little laughter or at least a smile to your day….Enjoy!

In her first grade classroom, a young teacher was starting to explain the theory of evolution to her students.

She directed her first questions to Tommy in the front row.

Teacher : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy : Yes.

Teacher : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy : Yes.

Teacher : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

Tommy : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.

Teacher : Did you see God?

Tommy : No.

Teacher : That’s my point.

We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.

A little girl, Sarah, spoke up and wanted to ask Tommy some questions too.

The teacher agreed.

Sarah : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy : Yes.

Sarah : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

Sarah : Did you see the sky?

Tommy : Yessssssssss.

Sarah : Tommy, do you see the teacher?

Tommy : Yes.

Sarah : Do you see her brain?

Tommy : No.

Sarah :  Then, according to what we were taught in school today, she must not have one!